Dragon*Con TV Food Pyramid

For those of you who have never attended Dragon*Con (what the hell have YOU been doing your whole life), Dragon*Con TV puts out these little clips to amuse the audience while waiting for whatever the event is to start. Since this was tweeted to me in reference to my caffeinated pixie sticks I thought I would share.

I wonder.....if I add my caffeinated pixie sticks to beer would that get me there?